Thursday, September 1, 2011

Isn't to-mom...morrow's birthday?
I feel like you're crampling my style...

Friday, August 26, 2011

I would never say anything that treasonish

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The problem is that it wasn't instantanioush
You couldn't even say that project crashed and burned because it never tooked off.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

2...4...8...12... It's the Gribonacci Sinquence

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I like those salages with mandarin orans in them.

Monday, August 1, 2011

There's a lot we can learn for him.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

While walking into the bank, I see young female teller that I know walking out. She recognizes me and says hello.

Andy: Going home, or just out to lunch?

Teller: Lunch, it's nice to get out from behind that counter.

Andy: I'll bet. I don't think I've ever seen your bottom half before!

Monday, July 25, 2011

It was that movie about the kid and his hand becomes posess.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

That's a pretty sweet smooves that you've got there!
You could use getting... an soda... excuse for getting... controller

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I just want to see if their response is.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I can easily excluze myself...
So that's my approsal...

Monday, July 18, 2011

I never use Windows Media Player for everything

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Yeah, ask him what he says.

Monday, July 11, 2011

They said that I could come if I paid for my hotel flight.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

That was you one day

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

This game's got decic... decis... decent physics.
We have to order them at the same time to guarantee they're identically hardware speaking.
Oooh! What's these?!

Monday, June 20, 2011

I'm always trying to say the things I screw up.

Monday, June 6, 2011

You're just like JFK when he saved all that people

Thursday, June 2, 2011

We could probably finish those stats ups quaa-
I just wanna go home, get a pizza, watch the pizza...
There's an art project in that. Create a car out of concrete. Make each part individually and assemble it as if it were a functioning car, if cars could conduct electricity.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Spricy bown mustard

Monday, May 30, 2011

I was in the middle of about to kill him

Friday, May 27, 2011

Don't need it run by anygain?
Build a crime emprior!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

[On Hard Drives]

That's where the dorta is stayed.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

He's the only program analyst implied there

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Newton. He was a science.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

That would have an outfit on the game
I'm meeting up with coffee for Jeff!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

[On Going To Church]

Nope! I didn't shoot my pants!

[On Solving a Puzzle]

I screwed up three trimes tying to do it.

Friday, May 6, 2011

[On Advanced Wars]

Oh wow! Another turn-based, octagonal scrategy

Thursday, May 5, 2011

[On Bicycles]

Oh yeah, you gotta get the wankers!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

When I finish this call-log database, it going to add that function to it

Monday, May 2, 2011

[On the return of a website]

Its black!

Your speed was based on how fast you went
[On Minecraft]

Oh wow, I've cracted 200 sticks!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Everyone who dies of heart disease is a selfish cry-brabby

Saturday, April 16, 2011

It's opti-mazing shaders

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

A bunch of this shaaaat happened

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

It would be awful to have a hot sticky liquid shot into your lungs

Thursday, February 24, 2011

That would take hours to thirst your quench!

Friday, February 4, 2011

I'd rather watch it as a book