Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Oh yeah, works like a normal time

Monday, December 24, 2012

Its some British show from the 80's about don't doing drugs

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Is that how salvia intaked?

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Too harry to ceavy twice

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Thirstday Teesday Max

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Regarding A Tube Of Toothpaste

Yeah, I gotta 'bouta much a that out of that as much I can.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Regarding My Online Bank Statement

Well... all my transactions have been process-sed.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

I've never heard of it anymore.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Make sure that computer stays crystal clean

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

I cant think of anything that would increase my engayment of joys

God damn, smake, you smell delicious!

Monday, October 1, 2012

I prefer them to onion wings

Shopping Lists

...Boneless Skinless Chicken Beasts

Friday, September 28, 2012

Astronomers

I cant remember what big telescope he works at

Predicting Reactions

Your dad might not as much be appreciated

Surprise

Wow, they just got fucked to dead.
They sure won't jerking about that!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

See? Now you're thinking somewhere.

Friday, September 14, 2012

They can't afford funiary services

Thursday, September 13, 2012

You might be on your own for dinner this Friday or S... Sa... Sa... Satur... Satur... [twitch and weird noise] ...weekend. I'm going oot for either after dinner drinks or coffee. Probably coffee since she knows I doesn't drink too much.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Saturday, September 8, 2012

That's probably where a cult happens

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Regarding the weather forecast

There's a heatherdous outlook weather!

Monday, August 20, 2012

Oh, it fit quice nitely!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Just have a barbecue sandwich

Your identity should be the people around you, but not but why you do

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

No one is buying anything that might have been stoled in the past.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Of the things that keep me up at night, that is one of the most.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Don't even be ridiculous, that's insane!

Monday, July 30, 2012

Oooh! Roasted red pebble soup!
Friend: Hey, what's up?

Andy: Mot buch!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

What a sad sad leving

...and not as much bushion mashing.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Spit plea soup, when done correctly, is delicious

Thursday, July 19, 2012

If you're hourly, you come in for the days you've worked.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Regarding Total Recall

Quaid looked like he had a stomach chest.

Except for that one that I have no interested in.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Wish we had found this game back when we were weren't playing video games
Its impressive when you see it laided out like that.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

I might definitely have to do that.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Dillon: Thanks for having me over.

Andy: Thanks for having... a trip over here...

Either one would have braken line of sight

You've got to dealt the hand you're played

Barbecue quesa chicadilla

I really love burgles on the griddle

Friday, July 6, 2012

Please stop, that's not helpening.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

I don't want you using the words of French...or French...

Cork up the blood screams

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Wow, that's a lot of milt.

You are use prettily judgemental

You're good at membering suff

They do that singer joy sauce really well

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

This is game is actually a lot of fun

They thought that ahead

That wasn't as compmicated as I wasn't though it was going to be

Monday, July 2, 2012

What, you cook and we eat games?

You know, its weird about that, but I've heard it like that.

Sunday, July 1, 2012

They have wet limp dick pisckles

I put in an unreasonable amount of baso

Thursday, June 28, 2012

We gotta get in on this rapple

He's the best druminer Foreigner ever had

Contractual objigation

Their job is to look like things while they make it sound a way.

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

I'll see where I'm doing.

You have to react quitly

Monday, June 18, 2012

Well, hopefully beal-be meeting them July 7th...

Saturday, June 16, 2012

That was a nice save one!
Oh, Matchbax Twanty...
Alright, bruddy, time to die.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Oh, its your tub of parfamint puffs

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Massacre is not a word you'd use to destribe traddic

Saturday, May 19, 2012

You have to do a worse dance to make baking spray coming out of the eye.

Ooh! The Connecticut Respiratory Theater!

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Yup, we've got gord bames

Its that dark brone color

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

I wouldn't date someone who was 27 youngers than me

I haven't tried that hard to be that wizardry.
They make the best tasting flavor

Saturday, May 12, 2012

-and chuck it right out the drain

Friday, May 11, 2012

Have a night night!

-and so...if you read through that section of the help file, you'll learn all about that...persistency...

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

You're not gonna learn the lyrics from the Nerverna version

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

I don't use facial networks

That's good adaption

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

I didn't pay to hear what you thought about Mitney Romney

What a weirdly placed highway omp ramp

Remember that thirts quenching gum?

Sunday, April 29, 2012

I don't believe in things I don't have pruth for

It makes the whole place stink to hell

You've got more than you know what to deal with

Its only tooken me 9 hours to figure it out

Saturday, April 28, 2012

What a movie of great cinema.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

You gotta supercharge the chargds

Monday, April 23, 2012

Then you celearly don't clare about your job

Sunday, April 22, 2012

It hasn't ranged much this year

Friday, April 20, 2012

There's no time better!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

...the only problem is the shored stareage

Its a magic mash mathene

Its knows what's good and what's going to be sold well.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

And then a grenade threw the window and he explode

Saturday, April 14, 2012

You've become tolerant of the prain

We'll just stare at him down

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Oh, its terrifoil.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Wow, there are nights where I'm really quick-with-it...is that a phrase?
Oh, Katie, good noise, I found another egg.
Actually, I've been doing very round this band.

Monday, April 9, 2012

You're just smelling all the gutter and barlic.

Saturday, April 7, 2012

That dinosaur's awesome! He's got eggs on his head...and by eggs I mean ears...which he would have had to begin with

That's where dream goes to die

They don't season the beat

There's no think about it

Thursday, April 5, 2012

It happens in most all times

I'll give you my email address if you have a user name and password ready to write it down

Saturday, March 10, 2012

He was been dead the whole time.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

I ain't got what he's selling!

Monday, March 5, 2012

That's the best thing I've ever readen
You just turn it upside down and then it comes out, smooth as gravy!

Friday, March 2, 2012

Aerin tried to understand it to me
I've been there. Everyone's idiots.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Get this bespeckled beach off the road!

Monday, January 9, 2012

...and you end up with about $25,000 worth of cash.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Its not like you're wearing clothes that are fashionable of the times