Monday, December 27, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

[Discussing Options]

That's one I would not have thought to think of

Monday, December 20, 2010

If I set fire on this...

Thursday, December 16, 2010

[Ordering Pizza]

I need a large, half prepperoni-
[On the phone]

Hi, Can I talk to pizza?
Its like...one billion Belize below zero out.
Coworker: What do they call the male dancers at the ballet?

Andy: Ballerine...person...

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

And that he's true about
[Talking about a deck of cards]

Thats a nice looking dick, I'd totally would buy it if they shold it