...on a regular batious.

You can't end a sentence with a proposition.

Dillon: You're a self starter

Andy: And a stelf finisher!

Dillon: In 5 minutes I'm heading out to the mall

Andy: Yeah that's probably easy... enough

[In an email to a customer trying to get them to renew their Software Maintenance contract]

If you're interested in renewing your maintenance for the free maintenance...

It makes my mouth make weird faces!

That guy's got brass balls of steel!

[On sauces]

You show me a thirst question pasta!

[On pills]

You hold on them, that way my mom won't can find out

[On Cigarettes]

That's what happened the last time I ate Lucky Strikes

[On Roommates]

You don't hog up the mirror when you're sharing a razor!

[On Books]

I need those for eating on my own accord!

Dude, this is the sadnest...

Things that I thought were difficult to do are not as... as I thought they were

Maybe that where I seen it, or something similar...

He always seemed like a really guy!