I haven't sent any messages out since April. Then I respond to a couple message and that's's about it

That's basically what it comes off to as me!

If you stuck that to your face, it would never come off. Your skin would asborve it.

I would totally buy that game, if it got was well reviews

He wanted a bit of the old cog

Light has a heat to it.

Yeah, but you need someone with over 200 experiyears.

[On a funny joke]

Everyone was crapping up hysterically.

It's a hilarious joke no one will eveler get!

[On celery in beef stew]

Oh, I like it. It becomes like a solid block of beef fat... and... stew... taste.

That's ok, I shouldn't be eating that many popcorns anyways.

Ive always thoughted I want more pizza

[Confronted with a challenge]

What? Right now? I couldn't possible.

Still not a great well formed sentence.

I gotta imagine that can't great for them

You could just go buy a Mac hardware

Its weird how your knees don't exist when you stand up.

This is a judgement free zone. No one's gay in this room.

Yeah, its like a 5 minute walk, and if I still go-ed there, it'd be awesome!