That would cut into the time I could use spending how my day went

You gotta play it real straight, like it was a real thing that was tried to be made.

They're like edible cheese. That's clever.

He's the greatest babespall player of every time

Wow, that just burndley bad my tongue!

Terrial control is already good

Oh yeah, works like a normal time

Its some British show from the 80's about don't doing drugs

Is that how salvia intaked?

Too harry to ceavy twice

Thirstday Teesday Max

Regarding A Tube Of Toothpaste

Yeah, I gotta 'bouta much a that out of that as much I can.

Regarding My Online Bank Statement

Well... all my transactions have been process-sed.

I've never heard of it anymore.

Make sure that computer stays crystal clean

I cant think of anything that would increase my engayment of joys

God damn, smake, you smell delicious!

I prefer them to onion wings

Shopping Lists

...Boneless Skinless Chicken Beasts

Astronomers

I cant remember what big telescope he works at

Predicting Reactions

Your dad might not as much be appreciated

Surprise

Wow, they just got fucked to dead.

They sure won't jerking about that!

See? Now you're thinking somewhere.

They can't afford funiary services

You might be on your own for dinner this Friday or S... Sa... Sa... Satur... Satur... [twitch and weird noise] ...weekend. I'm going oot for either after dinner drinks or coffee. Probably coffee since she knows I doesn't drink too much.

Apologizing

I'm snorry.

That's probably where a cult happens

Regarding the weather forecast

There's a heatherdous outlook weather!

Oh, it fit quice nitely!

Just have a barbecue sandwich

Your identity should be the people around you, but not but why you do

No one is buying anything that might have been stoled in the past.

Of the things that keep me up at night, that is one of the most.

Don't even be ridiculous, that's insane!

Oooh! Roasted red pebble soup!

Friend: Hey, what's up?

Andy: Mot buch!

What a sad sad leving

...and not as much bushion mashing.

Spit plea soup, when done correctly, is delicious

If you're hourly, you come in for the days you've worked.

Regarding Total Recall

Quaid looked like he had a stomach chest.

Except for that one that I have no interested in.

Wish we had found this game back when we were weren't playing video games

Its impressive when you see it laided out like that.

I might definitely have to do that.

Dillon: Thanks for having me over.

Andy: Thanks for having... a trip over here...

Either one would have braken line of sight

You've got to dealt the hand you're played

Barbecue quesa chicadilla