Monday, November 12, 2018

You gotta play it real straight, like it was a real thing that was tried to be made.

Friday, November 2, 2018

They're like edible cheese. That's clever.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

He's the greatest babespall player of every time

Monday, February 4, 2013

Wow, that just burndley bad my tongue!

Terrial control is already good

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Oh yeah, works like a normal time

Monday, December 24, 2012

Its some British show from the 80's about don't doing drugs

Thursday, December 20, 2012

Is that how salvia intaked?

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Too harry to ceavy twice

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Thirstday Teesday Max

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Regarding A Tube Of Toothpaste

Yeah, I gotta 'bouta much a that out of that as much I can.

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Regarding My Online Bank Statement

Well... all my transactions have been process-sed.

Sunday, October 28, 2012

I've never heard of it anymore.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Make sure that computer stays crystal clean

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

I cant think of anything that would increase my engayment of joys

God damn, smake, you smell delicious!

Monday, October 1, 2012

I prefer them to onion wings

Shopping Lists

...Boneless Skinless Chicken Beasts

Friday, September 28, 2012


I cant remember what big telescope he works at

Predicting Reactions

Your dad might not as much be appreciated


Wow, they just got fucked to dead.
They sure won't jerking about that!

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

See? Now you're thinking somewhere.

Friday, September 14, 2012

They can't afford funiary services

Thursday, September 13, 2012

You might be on your own for dinner this Friday or S... Sa... Sa... Satur... Satur... [twitch and weird noise] ...weekend. I'm going oot for either after dinner drinks or coffee. Probably coffee since she knows I doesn't drink too much.

Monday, September 10, 2012

Saturday, September 8, 2012

That's probably where a cult happens

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Regarding the weather forecast

There's a heatherdous outlook weather!

Monday, August 20, 2012

Oh, it fit quice nitely!

Monday, August 13, 2012

Just have a barbecue sandwich

Your identity should be the people around you, but not but why you do

Wednesday, August 8, 2012

No one is buying anything that might have been stoled in the past.

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Of the things that keep me up at night, that is one of the most.

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Don't even be ridiculous, that's insane!

Monday, July 30, 2012

Oooh! Roasted red pebble soup!
Friend: Hey, what's up?

Andy: Mot buch!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

What a sad sad leving

...and not as much bushion mashing.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Spit plea soup, when done correctly, is delicious

Thursday, July 19, 2012

If you're hourly, you come in for the days you've worked.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Regarding Total Recall

Quaid looked like he had a stomach chest.

Except for that one that I have no interested in.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Wish we had found this game back when we were weren't playing video games
Its impressive when you see it laided out like that.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

I might definitely have to do that.

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Dillon: Thanks for having me over.

Andy: Thanks for having... a trip over here...

Either one would have braken line of sight

You've got to dealt the hand you're played

Barbecue quesa chicadilla

I really love burgles on the griddle