Saturday, December 31, 2011

Comprehensively stuffed squatch

Friday, December 30, 2011

I'm a big believer in gifts as books, and crafts as books
...which I thought was delarious
Whenever you're ready, we'll order from Asian Cat Food

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

You sho shured that game

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Growing up, we couldn't have a real tree, because my mother's addicted to pine sap.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

Just jump right in, don't even thinkin' about it
This does sound like a lot like The Carpenters.
You'd think that'd be something they'd want to shout off the hills about.
What is that? A dictionary shcreen schaver?

Thursday, December 1, 2011

We could watch the Nancy Boy / Hardy Drew Mysteries.

Friday, November 25, 2011

That was the most least passionate kiss I've ever seen
He's spending nandy his time on bradway

Sunday, November 20, 2011

This is the worse apothecary thop

Monday, November 14, 2011

Am I thinking of going to one of this websites?

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

I understand it from a completioniss stand of view

Friday, October 14, 2011

It evokes exactly what I'm thinking of

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

You could fraud the veterinary records

Sunday, October 9, 2011

I don't need to answer myself to you

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

It was really wasn't that rude

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Awesome, I got three javelry cavalry

Friday, September 23, 2011

It's not prudent at this gesture

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

It's basically that it's doesn't exist.

Monday, September 19, 2011

There's nothing that can be done in the speriod of three months
It didn't tell you what they do-ed?
There's like 5 countries in the world that speak Franch
It was fun using the EMP when being tried to be pulled over

Thursday, September 1, 2011

At least it's 30 instead of 3 times that as much
Isn't to-mom...morrow's birthday?
I feel like you're crampling my style...

Friday, August 26, 2011

I would never say anything that treasonish

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

The problem is that it wasn't instantanioush
You couldn't even say that project crashed and burned because it never tooked off.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

2...4...8...12... It's the Gribonacci Sinquence

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

I like those salages with mandarin orans in them.

Monday, August 1, 2011

There's a lot we can learn for him.

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

While walking into the bank, I see young female teller that I know walking out. She recognizes me and says hello.

Andy: Going home, or just out to lunch?

Teller: Lunch, it's nice to get out from behind that counter.

Andy: I'll bet. I don't think I've ever seen your bottom half before!

Monday, July 25, 2011

It was that movie about the kid and his hand becomes posess.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

That's a pretty sweet smooves that you've got there!
You could use getting... an soda... excuse for getting... controller

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

I just want to see if their response is.

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

I can easily excluze myself...
So that's my approsal...

Monday, July 18, 2011

I never use Windows Media Player for everything

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Yeah, ask him what he says.

Monday, July 11, 2011

They said that I could come if I paid for my hotel flight.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

That was you one day

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

This game's got decic... decis... decent physics.
We have to order them at the same time to guarantee they're identically hardware speaking.
Oooh! What's these?!

Monday, June 20, 2011

I'm always trying to say the things I screw up.

Monday, June 6, 2011

You're just like JFK when he saved all that people

Thursday, June 2, 2011

We could probably finish those stats ups quaa-
I just wanna go home, get a pizza, watch the pizza...
There's an art project in that. Create a car out of concrete. Make each part individually and assemble it as if it were a functioning car, if cars could conduct electricity.

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Spricy bown mustard

Monday, May 30, 2011

I was in the middle of about to kill him

Friday, May 27, 2011

Don't need it run by anygain?
Build a crime emprior!

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

[On Hard Drives]

That's where the dorta is stayed.

Sunday, May 15, 2011

He's the only program analyst implied there

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Newton. He was a science.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

That would have an outfit on the game
I'm meeting up with coffee for Jeff!

Saturday, May 7, 2011

[On Going To Church]

Nope! I didn't shoot my pants!

[On Solving a Puzzle]

I screwed up three trimes tying to do it.

Friday, May 6, 2011

[On Advanced Wars]

Oh wow! Another turn-based, octagonal scrategy

Thursday, May 5, 2011

[On Bicycles]

Oh yeah, you gotta get the wankers!

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

When I finish this call-log database, it going to add that function to it

Monday, May 2, 2011

[On the return of a website]

Its black!

Your speed was based on how fast you went
[On Minecraft]

Oh wow, I've cracted 200 sticks!

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Everyone who dies of heart disease is a selfish cry-brabby

Saturday, April 16, 2011

It's opti-mazing shaders

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

A bunch of this shaaaat happened

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

It would be awful to have a hot sticky liquid shot into your lungs

Thursday, February 24, 2011

That would take hours to thirst your quench!

Friday, February 4, 2011

I'd rather watch it as a book

Monday, January 24, 2011

Dear Stop and Shop, how much does Dillon Chickens cost?

Thursday, January 6, 2011

I used to feel bad for all the kids I knew grewing up...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Dodge the hurricane full of tornados!
Yeah, I'm at least Hartford
We should go there and display complete not knowledge...
Stop increasing your vertical height jump!
They basically just rent out area and play games
Margaret looks like she's ate Margaret
...As opposed to not cognitively knew-ing things