...wait to see what you'll get for your evalwation first.

It's like when the back of your neck is long, but it's not time to get a hair cut.

[On personal management]
...and then complain that I don't have enough time about it!

[Threatening]
I will stap your neg.

[On the Economy]

Do you know how that would affect the total cost of money for this economy?

[Walking up the stairs in my office with my hands in my pocket. A cute girl is coming down the stairs ahead of me. I trip on basically nothing and, as my hands are in my pockets, I fall flat on my face]

Cute Girl: Oh my god, are you ok?!

Andy: Hah, oh yeah, I'm fine. I guess I just need to practice... walking... up stairs

[Excerpts from my attempt to read a game description to Dillon]

...lots of new rambient sounds like mosquitoes buzzing, dogs barting...

...new special skills and abiligies...

...mods for the 10 milli pister...

[To cute girl getting out of her car next to me in the parking lot]

Andy: I guess I... need to pay more attention when I'm standing in my car, huh? ::nervous laugh::

[Cute girl looks confused for a moment and then walks away]

HaHA! Pizza is formed by air!

You know, when you try to talk normally...through your nose...

Why don't you enjoy the voices I make? Especially the ones only I can hear.

[On Guitars]
You can’t string it to have a wider neck.