Comprehensively stuffed squatch

I'm a big believer in gifts as books, and crafts as books

...which I thought was delarious

Whenever you're ready, we'll order from Asian Cat Food

You sho shured that game

Growing up, we couldn't have a real tree, because my mother's addicted to pine sap.

Just jump right in, don't even thinkin' about it

This does sound like a lot like The Carpenters.

You'd think that'd be something they'd want to shout off the hills about.

What is that? A dictionary shcreen schaver?

We could watch the Nancy Boy / Hardy Drew Mysteries.